a mess
Allison / she her

18 / panromantic

permanently stressed


gayarsonist

so funny to me when people are like “nooooo you can’t just mess around and do whatever the hell you want with your gender >:’(” what are you, a cop? like WHAT are you going to do about it lmao

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gayarsonist

you know. i did NOT mean for that image of snufkin to be there but it does add something to this post

gayarsonist

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mxbutchtwink

The entire gay fashion spectrum:

  • Floral button up
  • I might be a vampire, who knows?
  • Too much jewelry
  • I am insecure about my body :)
  • Ken/Polly Pocket incarnate
  • I walked right out of the set of an 80’s sitcom
  • Shaved eyebrow slit

weeping-wandrian

So the Jet/Zuko fight scene is great for many reasons but can you imagine, sitting in dunkins donuts, sipping your dunkaccino, and this crazed teenager comes in with these enormous. hooks? and accuses the ALSO teenaged cashier of being a russian sleeper agent and there’s a cop who tries to diffuse the situation but instead of letting things de-escalate the cashier leaps over the counter, steals the cop’s gun, and says “i’ll give you a show” i mean-

firelxdykatara

#six months after the incident you start going to this new indie coffee shop#and it turns out to be owned by vladimir putins brother

how could you hide this in the tags


cindersart

that one friend who hates the same shit i hate: can i be petty abt —
me, thru 10 loudspeakers: release the salt


legendaryjarcollection

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote


vowel-in-thug

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

vowel-in-thug

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

ms-demeanor

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

heroofthreefaces

omg everyone was okay


todaysbird

cough drop crow reminds you to take care of yourself!

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omghotmemes

I would honestly buy this

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